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normalcy is overrated.
so why seek it?
in either yourself OR those you choose to keep company with.
i'm GLAD that those i hang around each have their own weird quirks.
anyway.
here's something I came up with a few days before leaving for NU...kinda like a "tribute", i guess you could call it... don't be offended if you're not on here...these verses aren't exactly flattering anyway (:
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me, farah, sunita
before (after?) soundtracks [09.99]
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Dysfunctional eez good
the meaning of "jacking off", she did just learn
for those days of mischief, i often do yearn
cos with no FARAH, there's no stolen one calorie coke
mention "JC", there's no telling what squeals she'll evoke
she's the jumpin pregnant one always fallin in gutters,
who knows what next her mouth dare utters???
i'm speaking of that girl known as MAMUNITAR,
when she gets cold, take a guess where her feet are(1)
i slept on her abroller once, i'm sorry to say
when will she stop saying "I'M HOT"? ha! that'll be the day!
it was at QUYNH's house that i karaoked til one,
think she'll stop buying clothes soon? umm--she'll never be done
next is the girl who writes emails friggin novel-size
the one with 300+ CDs...and more she'll soon buy!
JENN's been there since way back in ninth grade
for tolerating her for this long, i should be PAID
then there's the one who worships tayu,
the one who tickles me til in the face i am blue
"shower" is a foreign phrase to the boy named JAYESH
how gay is he? the answer lies in his matt damon fetish
next comes the one with counterstrike on his mind
when he's watchin TV or playin a game then to you he is blind
no doubt, NEERAJ is computer/anime man extraordinaire
possessing a generosity which no one else can compare
he's the guy with dreams that will take him far
the one who, junior year, offered me rides in his car
for him, music's not just a passion, it's a way of life
yeh, SAREENY chili-beany's gotten me through many a strife
he's the BSB freak that won't quit acting gay,
if only we could pack him up and sell him on ebay
DAVID blasts fin KL if he thinks it'll annoy you(2)
he likes going to victoria secret and playing with jangoo(3)
know him by sight and you'll think he's some jock
but really he's busy with his pink bunnies--no time to talk!
i just met him, the defective DY who loves the color pink
Jong, barbies, and GNF are all of which ED thinks
she gets hit on by yam men and those who drink sprite,
is it cos she wears underwear on her head? I think I'm right
YOLO, for the last time, David Duchovny's MINE!
i ate 234324234 slices of cici's pizza to your peasy nine(4)!
back in the day, i called her jessie moo moo cow head,
"fried cow puke" is a phrase that many times she has said
always on the move and crackin jokes, that's her,
JESS's pessimism is something I don't have to infer
here are my friends, dsyfunctional they may be
why i've turned out as i have, you can now see
there is none on this list whom I will not miss
if you doubt my words, take a guess what you can kiss
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f....o....o....t....n....o....t....e....s
(1) (farah's lap)..baHAHAha
(2) actually, regardless of whether it'll annoy you or not
(3) jangoo means underwear..somethin i learned in babu101 (:
(4) ok so i'm not sure of the exact number...esp. cos you kept STEALING my pizza crusts....wanna rematch??
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and my encore for my dear siblings...
meet the one shootin those infamous dirty looks
making fun of people behind cover of her japanese books
when people see NOONAN, her glasses they do admire
screwing w/people's heads is a hobby of which she could never tire
last but not least is the girl who climbs on the roof
mismatched clothes, jogging routine--big sis is such a doof!
JANEY JU, i dunno why you like the phrase "wicked awesome"
but still, you've got talent, brains, wit... can i have some?
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who will give me nasty looks?
who will laugh at sinh sinh waiters w/me?
who will smile those fake smiles?
who?
Nanoo's Got My Jangoo
who will sing/play country songs incessantly?
who will i laugh at and say "that don't match" to?
who will kick me when I'm blocking the walkway?
who?
PeJane's Warped Web o Weirdness
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me, sareen, sunita
at mitul's house after prom [05.06.00]
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me, david
at the park we helped build...eldridge park [08.17.00]
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